You know the one. Always late. Cannot get anywhere on time. Misses every deadline.

Do them a solid by ordering an extra, then when ordering closes and they see you sporting your 75th swag and start crying about how they were gonna get one, but forgot to do it and now they can't... then you can step in and be their hero by saying, "Lucky you! I happen to have an extra in your size that I might be willing to part with."

:) not all heroes wear capes.

These high quality embroidered  bags need 6 more orders for the vendor to produce them.

You'll wish you had one when they are gone. Get yours now.

There will only be a few of these in the entire world. Get yours now.